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March 2012

Where's The Beef?: Korra prediction:  → beeftony.tumblr.com

sableambiguity:

canyousayclaire:

In the episode “The Fortune Teller,” Aunt Wu tells Katara that she will die peacefully in her sleep after the birth of her fourth grandchild. Tenzin’s wife is pregnant and about to give birth to their fourth child. Guys, I think we’re going to see…

Guys.  Guys.  Aunt Wu can’t actually see the future.

Mar 30, 2012228 notes

cephiedvariable:

clumsyoctopus:

man articles on feminism by men that start out well and then just crash and burn horribly and just seem to end with a plea for UNDERSTAND US AND FORGIVE US WOMEN OUR PENISES DICTATE OUR EVERY THOUGHT

urgh no mr article writer i do not believe men are that fucking stupid

i believe you are being a douche though

Every article on feminism written by men.

Every

single

fucking

one

As an owner and occasional operator of a penis, reblogging to reiterate that this is not how it works, it is never how it works, and anyone who claims that their dick will always override their brain is fucking lying.

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Laser Biplane Archaeologist: caliginouspyxidion: Letter to Robert Graves24 July 1918 American Red... → gattycat.tumblr.com

gattycat:

thingsareswinging:

gattycat:

thingsareswinging:

caliginouspyxidion:

Letter to Robert Graves

24 July 1918 American Red Cross Hospital, No. 22
98-99 Lancaster Gate, W.2


Dear Roberto,
I’d timed my death in action to the minute
(The Nation with my deathly verses in it).
The day told off—13—(the month July)—
The picture planned—O…

If by some mad chance you end up blundering around east Kent (provided you’re wearing a badge or something that identifies you by your tumblr handle), you can safely assume that somewhere out there is a feckless youth with a terrible beard that wants to give you the greatest of high-fives for referencing the Molesworth books in a post about Robert Graves.  And by greatest, I mean people would be put in the hospital.

If you’d only mentioned Raymond Chandler in there somewhere, you would have basically hit the Venn diagram of Literature I Consider As Vital As Oxygen.

Asjdhfs I am glad you liked my referencing. I feel it is my duty to throw in Molesworth wherever I can (would it be trying too hard to put in ‘as any fule kno’ here?). I also approve of the epic high five and meandering in the home counties. Sadly, I have never read any Chandler, to my detriment I imagine. I would check the local library but I don’t think it does anything other than Karin Slaughter in large print. 

(Is this Kent University, because I am thinking of harassing one of your proffs for my MA diss)

Chandler is basically my favourite fiction writer.  I think it’s because he’s so economical.  Here’s one of my favourite lines from The Big Sleep, describing an aged elevator operator:

“He wore a blue uniform coat that fitted him the way a stall fits a horse.”

Chandler just summed up the entirety of that man’s life, his hopes, his dreams, his dashed expectations, the way his job has degraded him and dragged him down, the tragedy of the working man, in half a line of describing his coat.And the entire book is like that.

It also helps that Philip Marlowe, the main character of Chandler’s detective stories, is a fantastic character.  He may have spawned the cliche of the trenchcoated, hard-boiled detective, but Marlowe himself is… well, he’s frankly wacky as fuck.  From The Big Sleep again, he’s being confronted by the femme fatal du jour:

SHE: “If I had a razor, I’d cut your throat — just to see what ran out of it.”
HE: “Caterpillar blood” (without a hint of humour or self-awareness)

Anyway, it turns out I have strong feelings about one of my favourite authors of all time.  Who knew.

And yes, I am a denizen of Kent Uni.  It’s actually pretty good these days, if you can ignore the horrible campus.  It’s real ’50s architecture.  And two of the colleges were designed by a man who built prisons, and it shows.  It really shows.

I have heard from many sources I really should check Chandler out, I will put him on my List. 

I could rant like this about my favourite authors but I’m not sure anyone would be wildly interested. The tl;dr would be READ MURAKAMI, READ DAVID MITCHELL, READ PAT BARKER, READ DIANA WYNNE JONES, READ PHILIP REEVE and then rambling on for ages about The Kingdom of Carbonel, which I assure you no one else will have read. 

Ah, I understand ugly uni buildings. I briefly went to UEA which is one of the most hideous places I have ever set foot in. And yet it was so hideous it almost came back around to being endearingly nice. But not quite. I still remember the two storey high concrete walkways that just jutted out into space, before doubling back to civilisation. 

The same David Mitchell that gets into funny arguments on the television?  I didn’t know he wrote.  I’m curious now.

And when I say ‘he designed prisons, and it shows’, I mean the two colleges he designed are octagonal with a tiny, lightless courtyard in the middle, three stories tall, and actually, literally have a bunch of walkways on the roof.  They stop just short of having sniper nests.  And the real punchline: they originally wanted eight of these horrible things.

And the library looks like a bomb shelter.  But it’s got big windows, which is nice.

Mar 21, 201215 notes
Laser Biplane Archaeologist: caliginouspyxidion: Letter to Robert Graves24 July 1918 American Red... → gattycat.tumblr.com

gattycat:

thingsareswinging:

caliginouspyxidion:

Letter to Robert Graves

24 July 1918 American Red Cross Hospital, No. 22
98-99 Lancaster Gate, W.2


Dear Roberto,
I’d timed my death in action to the minute
(The Nation with my deathly verses in it).
The day told off—13—(the month July)—
The picture planned—O…

If by some mad chance you end up blundering around east Kent (provided you’re wearing a badge or something that identifies you by your tumblr handle), you can safely assume that somewhere out there is a feckless youth with a terrible beard that wants to give you the greatest of high-fives for referencing the Molesworth books in a post about Robert Graves.  And by greatest, I mean people would be put in the hospital.

If you’d only mentioned Raymond Chandler in there somewhere, you would have basically hit the Venn diagram of Literature I Consider As Vital As Oxygen.

Asjdhfs I am glad you liked my referencing. I feel it is my duty to throw in Molesworth wherever I can (would it be trying too hard to put in ‘as any fule kno’ here?). I also approve of the epic high five and meandering in the home counties. Sadly, I have never read any Chandler, to my detriment I imagine. I would check the local library but I don’t think it does anything other than Karin Slaughter in large print. 

(Is this Kent University, because I am thinking of harassing one of your proffs for my MA diss)

Chandler is basically my favourite fiction writer.  I think it’s because he’s so economical.  Here’s one of my favourite lines from The Big Sleep, describing an aged elevator operator:

“He wore a blue uniform coat that fitted him the way a stall fits a horse.”

Chandler just summed up the entirety of that man’s life, his hopes, his dreams, his dashed expectations, the way his job has degraded him and dragged him down, the tragedy of the working man, in half a line of describing his coat.And the entire book is like that.

It also helps that Philip Marlowe, the main character of Chandler’s detective stories, is a fantastic character.  He may have spawned the cliche of the trenchcoated, hard-boiled detective, but Marlowe himself is… well, he’s frankly wacky as fuck.  From The Big Sleep again, he’s being confronted by the femme fatal du jour:

SHE: “If I had a razor, I’d cut your throat — just to see what ran out of it.”
HE: “Caterpillar blood” (without a hint of humour or self-awareness)

Anyway, it turns out I have strong feelings about one of my favourite authors of all time.  Who knew.

And yes, I am a denizen of Kent Uni.  It’s actually pretty good these days, if you can ignore the horrible campus.  It’s real ’50s architecture.  And two of the colleges were designed by a man who built prisons, and it shows.  It really shows.

Mar 21, 201215 notes
Laser Biplane Archaeologist: caliginouspyxidion: Letter to Robert Graves24 July 1918 American Red... → gattycat.tumblr.com

caliginouspyxidion:

Letter to Robert Graves

24 July 1918 American Red Cross Hospital, No. 22
98-99 Lancaster Gate, W.2


Dear Roberto,
I’d timed my death in action to the minute
(The Nation with my deathly verses in it).
The day told off—13—(the month July)—
The picture planned—O…

If by some mad chance you end up blundering around east Kent (provided you’re wearing a badge or something that identifies you by your tumblr handle), you can safely assume that somewhere out there is a feckless youth with a terrible beard that wants to give you the greatest of high-fives for referencing the Molesworth books in a post about Robert Graves.  And by greatest, I mean people would be put in the hospital.

If you’d only mentioned Raymond Chandler in there somewhere, you would have basically hit the Venn diagram of Literature I Consider As Vital As Oxygen.

Mar 21, 201215 notes

condescescrotch:

did you notice that tumblr is in the most part basically an agrupation of all the “shy kids” from every classroom in the world

I was never the “shy kid” in my class.  I continue to not be the “shy kid” in my uni. seminars.  I have fuck all to say on tumblr.

The theory holds.

Mar 21, 20122,020 notes
Land of Celebration and Bells: Homestuck Title Test → thepageofhopes.tumblr.com

thepageofhopes:

Who doesn’t want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game?

EDITED: Added more Aspect info, Changed how Rage and Doom work, and added one Syllable Titles!

Edit 2: Added A better 1w9 title, and one syllable ones for different genders if needed.

More edits: Alt titles added

This…

Ace of Space

Fuck.  Yes.

Mar 18, 201217,959 notes
delightfully inappropriate: Tumblr, I think we need to have us a come to Jesus talk about Kaidan Alenko. → melindil.tumblr.com

cephiedvariable:

lywinis:

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I hear a lot of talk about how Kaidan is ‘whiny’, ‘boring’, a ‘Carth clone’, ‘annoying’, etc. Just like the Ashley fans, the Kaidan fans have dismissed these claims. I haven’t seen a huge master post on it, though, so I’m going to throw my two cents into the ring. (This is…

I actually just want to chime in and ask Kaidan fans a question about the confrontation on Horizon (I admit, I’ve never been the biggest Kaidan fan, although Melindil here warmed me up to him a bit when I talked to her about him and Shenko over the summer. I’d still be hard pressed to save him over my bb Ashley tho) and whether or not you guys think the writers did him a bit of a disservice by giving him essentially the same dialogue in ME2 as Ashley? His Horizon reunion scene always struck me as a bit weird in that respect. Like, Ashley is hot tempered, slow to trust, slow to forgive and naturally suspicious. That she goes from 1-60 on the “You’re in the presence of a God”/”Fuck you, you didn’t call” meter in three seconds flat always seemed completely in character for her, yet I found Kaidan’s refusal to even hear Shepard out really off-putting, especially considering his “Forgive the insubordination but screw the rules, Commander, the Galaxy is at stake” attitude in the first game.

I’ve never been involved in the fandom, but I always got the impression there was some bitterness re: the Virmire Survivor’s treatment in ME2 among Ashley/Kaidanmancers and was wondering if there’s anything you would change about the Horizon confrontation if given the chance? I mean, you’ve worked it in as a logical progression of the Kaidan/Shep romance here, but if you could have just one wish, would you change it? :3c

(I’m mostly asking this because I’ve been thinking a lot about the way the VS’s are handled and why they’re generally the least popular ME1 companions and have come away kind of irritated. Handled in the sense that I think the writers treated them as love interests first, an aspect that probably cripples their characterization for a lot of players. Liara managed to grow out of this for me in ME2/3, but I’m not sure Ash and Kaidan ever did :C Which is nice for those who romanced them, but man - non-romanced Ash was barely a presence on my ship, and I’ve heard it’s a similar situation with Kaidan?? BioWare, come on.)

Playing a male Shepard that saved Kaidan, I thought myself thinking that the dialogue exchange on Horizon came off as tragically gay.  I mean, it was ridiculous.  It never bothered me, mainly because I realised early on that they weren’t going to bring him back as a party member in ME2, but that’s hardly an in-character assessment.  Really, I’m reluctant to call it ‘out of character’, seeing as, you know, Kaidan’s character is whatever the hell the writers decide it is, and it’s perfectly possible that Kaiden’s been through a pretty bad couple of years, but I can understand how some people would think he was overreacting.

And ME3 is beautifully ridiculous as far as Kaidan goes.  We see the complete rebirth of Carth Onasi, in that you and he have long, in-depth conversations about how much he can’t trust you any more.  About three of them.  It’s magical.

Mar 16, 2012181 notes
whelp according to this quiz I am a Collector → escapistmagazine.com

harpalyce:

errybody form a nice queue to the left to be turned into slushies for our evil overlords, thanks

But they’re not evil, they’re all part of the cosmic balance or some bullshit.

(Seriously though, if they wanted anyone to take that idea seriously, then they shouldn’t have invented husks.  ‘Oh, we’re performing a necessary service, and the robozombies are especially necessary, and certainly not gratuitously evil at all.’)

Mar 15, 20121 note
Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

harpalyce:

revelations-devil:

bowlosugar:

moraniarty:

sassygayshockblanket:

dis-combobulate:

animalityopera:

classytophat:

tuesdayromantic:

thursdaypractical

shabbydurag

humanlikeraptrack

combobulate

meekheterosexualcalmpillow 

sebastianandjimaresonotboyfriendswtfyouonabout

Plateofsalt

genesis-angel

< LAME FOOPETS JOKE LAME FOOPETS JOKE LAME FOOPETS JOKE >

Kaylina

< / LAME FOOPETS JOKE LAME FOOPETS JOKE LAME FOOPETS JOKE >

FuckTheJazzAge

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flying over the grass: ok so now I'm sure I'm right → harpalyce.tumblr.com

harpalyce:

I am pretty sure that there MUST be some sort of error in ME3 that’s giving everyone the same “bad endings”.

Mostly because I know with SW:TOR’s success, I am sure BioWare is salivating over the prospect of doing a Mass Effect MMO. They’ve hinted at it pretty strongly in the past and SW:TOR does…

Okay, I’m unfollowing you until I get a chance to, you know, finish the fucking game without spoilers.  So if your follower count goes down one, that’s why.

I will return.

Mar 10, 20121 note
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase. → thecolourfred.tumblr.com

harpalyce:

spockface:

doctorwho:

thetardis:

thatgeeklover:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

stepharooni:

  • The Pharmacy Tech
  • 6th regeneration
  • A shirt covered in stars
  • A coworker
  • MEGAWEAPON.

Uh

  • Student (unemployed?)
  • 9th regeneration
  • Waistcoat
  • Cherie
  • NYAAAAAAAN
  • The Banker
  • 6th regeneration
  • Violet pants
  • Erm… The notification of the status of this month’s phone bills?
  • SQUUUUEEE!!!
  • The Babysitter/Knitter/Artist/Student?
  • 3rd Regeneration
  • A mustard yellow coat
  • Rose (srsly.)
  • Ersatz!
  • Time Lord Name: Official Tumblr Blog
  • Regeneration: 0th
  • Wardrobe: Dalek t-shirt
  • Companion: The Doctor Who SMS Club
  • Catchphrase: “Quality”

  • The Student? or perhaps The Entrepreneur?
  • 5th regeneration
  • dear god, it’s the leopard print pajama top my partner is wearing
  • my partner’s dad
  • that cloud generator thing says it’s probably “actually”. God, I’d be more obnoxious than Ten.

I’m not even a Dr. Who fan but let’s see how this goes!

  • The Unemployed One
  • 8th regeneration
  • My… wallet? Either wallet or shoes.
  • Wheee my best friend Cat gets to come along
  • Uhhh… Let’s just go with “uhhhh”

The Part-Time Legal Clerk

Fourth Regeneration

An honest-to-god fez

Oh shit my little brother is going to be following me around

‘she’ll be right, no worries’.

Mar 8, 201212,985 notes

harpalyce:

and now directx seems like it’s going to take two hours to install

fuck you, origin

fuck you, directx

fuck you with rusty nails in your eye sockets

Keep it in perspective.  You could live in England.

Mar 6, 20121 note
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