Sometimes I Have Opinions

Ho Jenkins sponge the mud of the country from my knees and I will stroll into deten.

harpalyce:

haha wow ok that’s cool they all have huge mallets too and are right fucking outside my bedroom door

I’m so sorry, but I read this as:

they all have huge mallets too and are fucking outside my bedroom door

So, uh, congratulations on your transition to The Porno Dimension?  Protip: do not hire a plumber unless you really mean it.

(Source: schnozzberrytart)

  1. schnozzberrytart reblogged this from thingsareswinging and added:
    hahaha yeah I’m just going to stay inside my room with my door locked and try to just concentrate on playing jade empire
  2. thingsareswinging reblogged this from schnozzberrytart and added:
    So, uh, congratulations on your transition to The Porno Dimension? Protip: do not hire a plumber unless you really mean...
  3. schnozzberrytart posted this
#i'm so sorry #i am a child