Sometimes I Have Opinions

Ho Jenkins sponge the mud of the country from my knees and I will stroll into deten.
cats-in-my-chicken: HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK I once tried to eat an avocado.  Alas!  It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it.  It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.

cats-in-my-chicken:

HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK

I once tried to eat an avocado.  Alas!  It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it.  It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.

(via seikoshinohara)

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