Sometimes I Have Opinions

Ho Jenkins sponge the mud of the country from my knees and I will stroll into deten.

Round nine

The palace was still trembling a little – Toph could just barely feel it – like a scared child getting over a fright.

This is a good example of Toph’s point of view. allowing for some esoteric scene-setting.  No funny*, sorry.

“It’s, ah, to the left here, Commander Beifong.” Deshi instinctively winced. “I mean… Toph?”

Toph has no rank, no formal training, and isn’t even a citizen of the country, but you will salute.

It was rather eerily as if someone had just willed his ribs to snap.

Oi Noi!

“The… the Princess Azula has escaped, sir. And free of her pressure-point harness that kept her from firebending. I’m afraid all of the guards assigned to her rooms are dead, as well as the servants.”

I have definitely been writing Gentleman too long, because my first reaction was basically ‘well I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this.’

“…’All warfare is based on deception, but a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never rise again, nor can the dead be brought back to life.’”

Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!  And then perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour!

*wait you thought you were being funny all those other times?

#thingsareswinging reads the book of primal illusion #it's actually remarkably difficult to remember to stop reading and write silly things on tumblr #i'm having to go over each chapter twice #also there's an interesting article over on mightygodking #interesting in that it's about a guy with possibly the most terrifying opinions on rape in fiction #and half of the comments are debating whether or not Han Solo is a murderer #i try not to judge people #but #NEEEEEEEEEEERDS #also how is this an appropriate time #jesus